March 2012
Person: I found your tumblr.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Police Man: So they just fell off the cliff?
me: mum i'm going to marry leonardo decaprio
mum: you know he's like 40 or 50
me:
mum:
me:
mum:
me: mum i'm going to marry leonardo decaprio
That awkward moment when you've been alone in your...
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
